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« on: 2008-November-21 10:13:01 AM »

Standard Disclaimer
http://dennisleewilson.com/simplemachinesforum/index.php?topic=15.msg57#msg57

The Pledge of Allegiance should have a disclaimer at the end.

“Liberty and Justice for all” ?? What a grotesque irony!

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/liberty

liberty (plural liberties)

1.   The condition of being free from control or restrictions.
2.   The condition of being free from imprisonment, slavery or forced labour.
3.   The condition of being free to act, believe or express oneself as one chooses.
4.   Freedom from excess government control.


Disclaimer: Must be 18 (21 in some states) or older, void where prohibited by law, some restrictions apply, not available in all states. And oh, yes. By Judicial decree, the Fourth Amendment is no longer valid anywhere.

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Disclaimer: The author of this site assumes that you are an adult human being capable of making your own choices and taking responsibility for same. If you are not an adult, or are not capable of taking responsibility for your own choices, STOP. Do not read anything else on this site. The author has made a reasonable, good-faith effort to assure that the articles herein are accurate and contain good advice, but hereby advises the reader that the author is a normal human being who makes the normal number of human mistakes. Deal with it. If it sounds stupid to you, don't do it. The author accepts absolutely no responsibility whatsoever for anything you might say or do as a result of reading any material on this site. Live your own life.

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Read at your own risk. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not read this forum/blog if you have high blood pressure, heart disease, diabetes, thyroid disease, asthma, glaucoma, or difficulty in urination.

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Readers should not act upon this information without seeking professional counsel. 


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